Guess what everyone?!?! My dad didn't log out the computer!! Woo! That means endless hours of staying awake and playing maple story and talking and surfing the webs! And I'm doing just 2 of the above strangely... but I'm wishing good luck for all of you late night maplers though.
So does anyone know of this place set in the interwebular tubes? Other than me... I'm guessing no... but who knows? Not I.
O.k. Nothing happened the past few days except i got kidnapped, got grounded, me and my girlfriend broke up and now were going out again, and my kitty broke its paw... my big event of this week is i found a 12 def pan lid on maple... *cries* how pathetic. and my mom almost died due to an allergic reaction
Well who wants to hear about my girlfriend... too bad! (for those who said not me)
First off shes much smaller than I am by like around a head... and shes cute but also at times an annoying pain... if she talks about dirty things she needs details... maybe shes not smart enough in the head to figure out these kinds of things on her own... also she has very little iddy bitty tittys at the age of 13 or 14... i forgot lol... I'm sure all you pedophiles are getting a hard-on from me explaining her to you... But also... I get ungrounded tomorrow so that means I get to see her! Yay!
Ok then... Now to explain everything that has happened in the last few days... Teh Kidnapping- i was in my house when suddenly a cloud of ninjas burst from my pottery i fought them all of with my ancient kung-fu and won... then about 2 hours later i heard a knock on my door it was coy... he said there was a dead deer in the park... thinking like stile i asked to go out to the park to take a picture of it... so I'm down at the park and suddenly from the shadows comes josh... who proceeds to put a pillowcase over my head... then tries to trip me... neither are successful... then Westi bursts from the top of the chair! (Woah! A real life chair!) He has rope in his hands trips me ties me up puts duct tape on my mouth and puts the pillow case on my head... then they take turns *pissing* on me... which ended up to be warm water... after that i get the tape off my mouth and they rip it off the rest of the way... then they take me up a slide by pulling on the rope and making me jump up stairs... btw my feet are tied together also... so after going down the slide while tied up and getting stuck they decide it would be funny to drop me on my front porch... so they do this... by once again making me jump... and ring the doorbell and run... my brother answers the door... and laughs... then after he cuts me lose i get grounded for it... -.- ... ok next things wont take as long
Teh Seperation- my girlfriend was mad and broke up with me... 2 days later were back together! dones!
Teh Broken Paw- no idea... lol... next!
Teh Almost Dead Mommy- my mom had an allergic reaction from something... her throat closed up... and she almost died if not for the quick thinking of my dad who gave her a benadryll while she was still able to swallow... One more to go!
Teh Panlid- i killed 1 green mushroom and found a 12 def pan lid
I feel like I'm missing something... *starts screaming at turkeys chickens and quails* damn poultry... well that is all for now... Bye Bye! sorry if this bored you or excited you! love you all... except you
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